A room in Volpone’s house.
Enter Volpone and Mosca.
VOLPONE.
Good morning to the day; and next, my gold:
Open the shrine, that I may see my Saint.
[Mosca withdraws the curtain, and discovers piles of gold, plate, jewels, etc…]
Hail the world's soul, and mine! more glad than is
The teeming earth to see the long'd-for sun
Peep through the horns of the celestial Ram,
Am I, to view thy splendour darkening his;
That lying here, amongst my other hoards,
Shew'st like a flame by night; or like the day
Struck out of chaos, when all darkness fled
Unto the centre. O thou son of Sol,
But brighter than thy father, let me kiss,
With adoration, thee, and every relick
Of sacred treasure, in this blessed room.
Well did wise poets, by thy glorious name,
Title that age which they would have the best;
Thou being the best of things: and far transcending
All style of joy, in children, parents, friends,
Or any other waking dream on earth:
Thy looks when they to Venus did ascribe,
They should have given her twenty thousand Cupids;
Such are thy beauties and our loves! Dear saint,
Riches, the dumb God, that giv'st all men tongues;
That canst do nought, and yet mak'st men do all things;
The price of souls; even hell, with thee to boot,
Is made worth heaven. Thou art virtue, fame,
Honour, and all things else. Who can get thee,
He shall be noble, valiant, honest, wise,—
MOSCA.
And what he will, sir. Riches are in fortune
A greater good than wisdom is in nature.
VOLPONE.
True, my beloved Mosca. Yet I glory
More in the cunning purchase of my wealth,
Than in the glad possession; since I gain
No common way; I use no trade, no venture;
I wound no earth with plough-shares; fat no beasts,
To feed the shambles; have no mills for iron,
Oil, corn, or men, to grind them into powder:
I blow no subtle glass; expose no ships
To threat'nings of the furrow-faced sea;
I turn no monies in the public bank,
Nor usure private.
MOSCA.
No sir, nor devour
Soft prodigals. You shall have some will swallow
A melting heir as glibly as your Dutch
Will pills of butter, and ne'er purge for it;
Tear forth the fathers of poor families
Out of their beds, and coffin them alive
In some kind clasping prison, where their bones
May be forth-coming, when the flesh is rotten:
But your sweet nature doth abhor these courses;
You lothe the widdow's or the orphan's tears
Should wash your pavements, or their piteous cries
Ring in your roofs, and beat the air for vengeance.
VOLPONE.
Right, Mosca; I do lothe it.
MOSCA.
And besides, sir,
You are not like a thresher that doth stand
With a huge flail, watching a heap of corn,
And, hungry, dares not taste the smallest grain,
But feeds on mallows, and such bitter herbs;
Nor like the merchant, who hath fill'd his vaults
With Romagnia, and rich Candian wines,
Yet drinks the lees of Lombard's vinegar:
You will not lie in straw, whilst moths and worms
Feed on your sumptuous hangings and soft beds;
You know the use of riches, and dare give now
From that bright heap, to me, your poor observer,
Or to your dwarf, or your hermaphrodite,
Your eunuch, or what other household-trifle
Your pleasure allows maintenance.
VOLPONE.
Hold thee, Mosca,
[Gives him money.]
Take of my hand; thou strik'st on truth in all,
And they are envious term thee parasite.
Call forth my dwarf, my eunuch, and my fool,
And let them make me sport.
[Exit Mos.]
What should I do,
But cocker up my genius, and live free
To all delights my fortune calls me to?
I have no wife, no parent, child, ally,
To give my substance to; but whom I make
Must be my heir: and this makes men observe me:
This draws new clients daily, to my house,
Women and men of every sex and age,
That bring me presents, send me plate, coin, jewels,
With hope that when I die (which they expect
Each greedy minute) it shall then return
Ten-fold upon them; whilst some, covetous
Above the rest, seek to engross me whole,
And counter-work the one unto the other,
Contend in gifts, as they would seem in love:
All which I suffer, playing with their hopes,
And am content to coin them into profit,
To look upon their kindness, and take more,
And look on that; still bearing them in hand,
Letting the cherry knock against their lips,
And draw it by their mouths, and back again.—
How now!
[Re-enter Mosca with Nano, Androgyno and Castrone.]
NANO.
Now, room for fresh gamesters, who do will you to know,
They do bring you neither play, nor university show;
And therefore do entreat you, that whatsoever they rehearse,
May not fare a whit the worse, for the false pace of the verse.
If you wonder at this, you will wonder more ere we pass,
For know, here is inclosed the soul of Pythagoras,
That juggler divine, as hereafter shall follow;
Which soul, fast and loose, sir, came first from Apollo,
And was breath'd into Aethalides; Mercurius his son,
Where it had the gift to remember all that ever was done.
From thence it fled forth, and made quick transmigration
To goldy-lock'd Euphorbus, who was killed in good fashion,
At the siege of old Troy, by the cuckold of Sparta.
Hermotimus was next (I find it in my charta)
To whom it did pass, where no sooner it was missing
But with one Pyrrhus of Delos it learn'd to go a fishing;
And thence did it enter the sophist of Greece.
From Pythagore, she went into a beautiful piece,
Hight Aspasia, the meretrix; and the next toss of her
Was again of a whore, she became a philosopher,
Crates the cynick, as it self doth relate it:
Since kings, knights, and beggars, knaves, lords and fools gat it,
Besides, ox and ass, camel, mule, goat, and brock,
In all which it hath spoke, as in the cobler's cock.
But I come not here to discourse of that matter,
Or his one, two, or three, or his greath oath, BY QUATER!
His musics, his trigon, his golden thigh,
Or his telling how elements shift, but I
Would ask, how of late thou best suffered translation,
And shifted thy coat in these days of reformation.
ANDROGYNO.
Like one of the reformed, a fool, as you see,
Counting all old doctrine heresy.
NANO.
But not on thine own forbid meats hast thou ventured?
ANDROGYNO.
On fish, when first a Carthusian I enter'd.
NANO.
Why, then thy dogmatical silence hath left thee?
ANDROGYNO.
Of that an obstreperous lawyer bereft me.
NANO.
O wonderful change, when sir lawyer forsook thee!
For Pythagore's sake, what body then took thee?
ANDROGYNO.
A good dull mule.
NANO.
And how! by that means
Thou wert brought to allow of the eating of beans?
ANDROGYNO.
Yes.
NANO.
But from the mule into whom didst thou pass?
ANDROGYNO.
Into a very strange beast, by some writers call'd an ass;
By others, a precise, pure, illuminate brother,
Of those devour flesh, and sometimes one another;
And will drop you forth a libel, or a sanctified lie,
Betwixt every spoonful of a nativity pie.
NANO.
Now quit thee, for heaven, of that profane nation;
And gently report thy next transmigration.
ANDROGYNO.
To the same that I am.
NANO.
A creature of delight,
And, what is more than a fool, an hermaphrodite!
Now, prithee, sweet soul, in all thy variation,
Which body would'st thou choose, to keep up thy station?
ANDROGYNO.
Troth, this I am in: even here would I tarry.
NANO.
'Cause here the delight of each sex thou canst vary?
ANDROGYNO.
Alas, those pleasures be stale and forsaken;
No, 'tis your fool wherewith I am so taken,
The only one creature that I can call blessed:
For all other forms I have proved most distressed.
NANO.
Spoke true, as thou wert in Pythagoras still.
This learned opinion we celebrate will,
Fellow eunuch, as behoves us, with all our wit and art,
To dignify that whereof ourselves are so great and special a part.
VOLPONE.
Now, very, very pretty! Mosca, this
Was thy invention?
MOSCA.
If it please my patron,
Not else.
VOLPONE.
It doth, good Mosca.
MOSCA.
Then it was, sir.
NANO AND CASTRONE.
[Sing.]
Fools, they are the only nation
Worth men's envy, or admiration:
Free from care or sorrow-taking,
Selves and others merry making:
All they speak or do is sterling.
Your fool he is your great man's darling,
And your ladies' sport and pleasure;
Tongue and bauble are his treasure.
E'en his face begetteth laughter,
And he speaks truth free from slaughter;
He's the grace of every feast,
And sometimes the chiefest guest;
Hath his trencher and his stool,
When wit waits upon the fool:
O, who would not be
He, he, he?
[Knocking without.]
VOLPONE.
Who's that? Away!
[Exeunt Nano and Castrone.]
Look, Mosca. Fool, begone!
[Exit Androgyno.]
MOSCA.
'Tis Signior Voltore, the advocate;
I know him by his knock.
VOLPONE.
Fetch me my gown,
My furs and night-caps; say, my couch is changing,
And let him entertain himself awhile
Without i' the gallery.
[Exit Mosca.]
Now, now, my clients
Begin their visitation! Vulture, kite,
Raven, and gorcrow, all my birds of prey,
That think me turning carcase, now they come;
I am not for them yet—
[Re-enter Mosca, with the gown, etc…]
How now! the news?
MOSCA.
A piece of plate, sir.
VOLPONE.
Of what bigness?
MOSCA.
Huge,
Massy, and antique, with your name inscribed,
And arms engraven.
VOLPONE.
Good! and not a fox
Stretch'd on the earth, with fine delusive sleights,
Mocking a gaping crow? ha, Mosca?
MOSCA.
Sharp, sir.
VOLPONE.
Give me my furs.
[Puts on his sick dress.]
Why dost thou laugh so, man?
MOSCA.
I cannot choose, sir, when I apprehend
What thoughts he has without now, as he walks:
That this might be the last gift he should give;
That this would fetch you; if you died today,
And gave him all, what he should be tomorrow;
What large return would come of all his ventures;
How he should worship'd be, and reverenced;
Ride with his furs, and foot-cloths; waited on
By herds of fools, and clients; have clear way
Made for his mule, as letter'd as himself;
Be call'd the great and learned advocate:
And then concludes, there's nought impossible.
VOLPONE.
Yes, to be learned, Mosca.
MOSCA.
O no: rich
Implies it. Hood an ass with reverend purple,
So you can hide his two ambitious ears,
And he shall pass for a cathedral doctor.
VOLPONE.
My caps, my caps, good Mosca. Fetch him in.
MOSCA.
Stay, sir, your ointment for your eyes.
VOLPONE.
That's true;
Dispatch, dispatch: I long to have possession
Of my new present.
MOSCA.
That, and thousands more,
I hope, to see you lord of.
VOLPONE.
Thanks, kind Mosca.
MOSCA.
And that, when I am lost in blended dust,
And hundred such as I am, in succession—
VOLPONE.
Nay, that were too much, Mosca.
MOSCA.
You shall live,
Still, to delude these harpies.
VOLPONE.
Loving Mosca!
'Tis well: my pillow now, and let him enter.
[Exit Mosca.]
Now, my fain'd cough, my pthisic, and my gout,
My apoplexy, palsy, and catarrhs,
Help, with your forced functions, this my posture,
Wherein, this three year, I have milk'd their hopes.
He comes; I hear him-Uh! [coughing.] uh! uh! uh! O-
[Re-enter Mosca, introducing Voltore, with a piece of plate.]
MOSCA.
You still are what you were, sir. Only you,
Of all the rest, are he commands his love,
And you do wisely to preserve it thus,
With early visitation, and kind notes
Of your good meaning to him, which, I know,
Cannot but come most grateful. Patron! Sir!
Here's signior Voltore is come -
VOLPONE
[Faintly.]:
What say you?
MOSCA.
Sir, signior Voltore is come this morning
To visit you.
VOLPONE.
I thank him.
MOSCA.
And hath brought
A piece of antique plate, bought of St Mark,
With which he here presents you.
VOLPONE.
He is welcome.
Pray him to come more often.
MOSCA.
Yes.
VOLTORE.
What says he?
MOSCA.
He thanks you, and desires you see him often.
VOLPONE.
Mosca.
MOSCA.
My patron!
VOLPONE.
Bring him near, where is he?
I long to feel his hand.
MOSCA.
The plate is here, sir.
VOLTORE.
How fare you, sir?
VOLPONE.
I thank you, signior Voltore;
Where is the plate? mine eyes are bad.
VOLTORE.
[Putting it into his hands.]
I'm sorry,
To see you still thus weak.
MOSCA.
[Aside.]
That he's not weaker.
VOLPONE.
You are too munificent.
VOLTORE.
No sir; would to heaven,
I could as well give health to you, as that plate!
VOLPONE.
You give, sir, what you can: I thank you. Your love
Hath taste in this, and shall not be unanswer'd:
I pray you see me often.
VOLTORE.
Yes, I shall sir.
VOLPONE.
Be not far from me.
FIN DE L’EXTRAIT
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